Left Leg 

World's most powerful killing machine, located directly beneath the pelvis and directly next to the right leg. Often seen kicking midgets, and possibly planning world domination.

Holy shit, that left leg kicked that midget's ass!

Left Leg by Blooke October 8, 2005

Left Leg 

World's most powerful killing machine, located directly beneath the pelvis and directly next to the right leg. Often seen kicking midgets, and possibly planning world domination.

Holy shit, that left leg kicked that midget's ass!

Left Leg by Blooke October 8, 2005

Left Leg 

Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.

Left Leg by Mr_NRG16 October 5, 2020

Left leg syndrome 

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."

Left leg syndrome by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

left leg dragging 

heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!

left leg dragging by Princess L November 9, 2007

Left leg lagging mitosis 

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

Left leg lagging mitosis by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018

left-leg-lean 

The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

left-leg-lean by jdmccallen March 11, 2008