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Anxiety

The irrational fear while getting to the end of your burrito that it will start to fall apart, releasing grease and sauce all over your clean hands.
Me: This bitch did a sloppy-ass roll while making my burrito. I have mad EOBA right now.

Friend: who cares, just wash your hands after.

*takes bite and piece of carne asada rolls off thumb onto white shirt*

Me: You've gotta be FUCKING kidding me.
EOBA by sir haxalot March 4, 2019
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An Eobard is one who is intelligent but uses it only for his personal uses, which are usually horrific. He’s an incredible liar and doesn’t trust in people, but can feel affectionate feelings over time. It’s safe to say Eobards are neither good or bad, they’re just a bit of both
“EOBARD!!!!, I cant believe he lied to us, he deceived us, he betrayed us he’s always 1 step ahead, I’m not sure I can fight him”
Eobard by The_IronBat_5505 April 19, 2019
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An evil person who tricks everyone using lies and deception.
OMG! You are being such an Eobard right now.
A moped hoarder. Always brings the Eoban custom party pack. A full-time Witzelsucht. Pretends to be a cat by sleeping all day. Definitely wants to #BanCars. He is somehow is never anywhere?
Where the hell is Eoban?
Eoban by crimsonvampirekisses November 23, 2021

Eobaldibasics 

a new hacker on roblox that is said to hack several roblox accounts and games like prison life and clone yourself and the accounts he hacked was accounts including leobloxmonkey leobaldibasics guyforanguy13891 gingerboyleofriend buildermansaefae l1sbokatereal jackbloxmonkey and Dev123_LetsGo
Robloxian: Hey do you know who eobaldibasics is?
Other Robloxian: nope
Robloxian: Well. hes a new roblox hacker
Other Robloxian: wait what?!?!
Eobaldibasics by byronfletchier October 8, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026