ASALA 

Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.

Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.

Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??

ASALA by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Asala 

Asala is a sweet person she will always be there for you no matter what❤️.... she always gets mad but she doesn’t want to hurt other people, she’s too nice 👍🏼 but she cares about others

Asala is always there for you

Asala by It’s hot up in here July 1, 2019

Asala 

Asala is the most beautiful and kindest girl in the world. There are so many boys in love with Asala and they want to do everything to have Asala.

Asala has a beautiful heart and she is always ready for her friends.

If you have an Asala, you must thank God for that, because she is the sunshine in your life. Once she's gone you'll never find happiness again.

I feel down can I go to Asala?

I have nobody anymore just Asala.

Asala by nicknameuser14 March 15, 2019

Asala 

A Ghanaian term which is used to describe the situation where a girl refuses to dance with a guy at a party.

Freda gave Collins asala at the party yesterday.

Asala by Torettto August 24, 2017

Asala 

Asala means a beautiful girl that many boys fall in love with. She has a good heart and a beautiful soul. Asala is also the nicest and funniest girlfriend you can have. She can also be a gangster. Asala is always ready for all her friends

If Asala loves you then you have to thank god for that, because there aren't many girls like her.

If you have an Asala keep her with you and don't lose her. As soon as you lose her you will never be happy again.

Hey i feel down shall we go to Asala?
My boyfriend just broke up, I need Asala for tips.

Asala by nicknameuser14 March 15, 2019

Asala 

Asala n. 1. Believed to be the god of vengeful wrath in Woven mythology, vampires are believed to be her spawn; 2. A liberator of poor folks from an overpowering religious government.

Asala the Reborn liberated the people of Small-Town-Hick-Vill.

Asala by Yoza October 18, 2007

Asala of Tears

Asala of Tears n. 1. Wave one in a two part invasion that took place on an over controlling religious government. The invader’s name was Asala Sype, and she wielded a dual-sided scythe, Neomer, said to glow red.

Asala of Tears distroyed half the empire single handedly.

Asala of Tears by Yoza October 18, 2007