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Dueche Cannoe 

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.
1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.
Dueche Cannoe by n26 October 17, 2007
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duche canoe 

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole
Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD
duche canoe by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Duche canoe 

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Dusche-Cannon 

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.
"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"
Dusche-Cannon by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe 

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022