dick patty 

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

split-dick patty 

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

Patty dick 

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

Dick party 

a party where men slap each others dicks and have a massive circle jerk at the end one guy gets nutted on

tom was being a little bitch because jessie cheated so me and the boys threw him a dick party he was all smiles and jizz

Dick party by dick exploder March 2, 2022

Ohio Dick Party 

When three dicks are fucking one vagina at the same time while in the back of a pickup truck.

Let's please not have an Ohio Dick Party

Ohio Dick Party by BitchKillaCop(ass)Filla November 7, 2017

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

the funky magic dick party by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Baby-dick dick-razor party 

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

Baby-dick dick-razor party by Terrorrape January 29, 2010