schmogen 

1. Your girlfriends

Haven't seen you in ages schmogen *kiss *kiss

schmogen by EmmyLouSmithers September 11, 2007

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Schrögender 

A modern, scientifically proven and quantum-mechanically valid interpretation for unpredictable, all-encompassing, non-problematic gender fluidity, cleverly referring to the famous cat thought-experiment by Erwin Schrödinger. Although quantum mechanics is fundamental to the understanding of everything and all, this interpretation has been suppressed by years of oppressive patriarchy. This lead in turn to the most absolutely contrary and wrong interpretation of gender: a binary, rather than infinite, construct that only today's advanced science can hope to bust.

Iain: Hey so, what's your gender? I'm a bit at a loss here and I don't want to trigger anyone...
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.

Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.

Schrögender by Falkatore December 5, 2016

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

Shmogen 

A word created by LUKE MOTHER F'IN BROWN, this word can mean anything from a noun to a verb. It is a great substitute if you have no idea what is going on to change the subject of this word that no one has heard. RIP Luke Brown

Why don't you go Shmogen yourself!

Why Shmogen there!

What in the Shmogen are you talking about?

Shmogen by Hoey1 February 25, 2010

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023