The hottest guy on the earth. He will always be there for you and stand up for you. He has personalty and a since of humor. He likes sports and his hair very much. He will believe you all the time. Brookins is a wonderful guy that will take you under his wing and never leave you.

Friend," did you just see Brookins over there?"
His girlfriend," yes! He is the most wonderful guy in the world!"

brookins by His amazing girlfriend February 12, 2014

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Brookestone

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.

We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!

Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

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Brookels

A silly little girl that everyone loves. She's often too sensitive and likes to act emo but behind her pouty little face, she's very happy. She's way cooler than everyone her age and will someday succeed into a wonderful, and smart young lady. Not to mention, she's super tall and has mad basketball skills.

"Is that another annoying midde school girl?!"
"No, thats a Brookels, which is way cooler than a middle school girl"

"I wish I could've been a Brookels when I was in middle school"

Brookels by The middle sister November 29, 2011

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