splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

splurging by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

Splurging by A black kid May 26, 2012

Splurging Dragon 

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

Splurging Dragon by KLC September 12, 2005

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Sploring 

To go on an adventure that is more fun then usual!

So today me and my friend went sploring through the mystic jungle and came upon a fairy. llamas

Sploring by skicrazy88 October 6, 2010