died 

A term used when a person has laughed so hard that they "almost died".

Sarah: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? ?
Fran: How?
Sarah: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Fran: Died

died by kawg999 March 4, 2009

Died 

When someone who plays alot of online computer games (ex. world of warcraft, couter-strike) then suddenly quits because they finnaly got a life.

Jebus : Yo, where's pers been recently?

Exo : He died a couple a days ago, haven't seen him
since

Died by adrenaline8000 April 15, 2008

Died 

A word used for being incredibly drunk and/or completely hungover.

"I was died last night." "This morning i woke up and i was died."

Died by Paroxysm13 April 24, 2009

Died 

A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.

"That one scene in the movie!? I died!"

"Man, that stand-up was so good. I died."

"I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.

Died by my name is blahblahblah October 25, 2018

died 

to crash real bad

dude when you flipped over on that grind you fuckin died

died by mack daddy george April 25, 2003

died 

when you parish a long time ago

The animal died

died by anonymous May 18, 2021

Died 

To be dead. Also me when I first met the reaper leviathan in subnautica. My god that was terrifying

Dude when I heard and then finally saw the ghost leviathan in subnautica I nearly fucking died

Died by Ghost Leviathan January 25, 2022