gwife 

from combining the words 'girfriend' and 'wife.' a girlfriend that is so ridiculously attached to the guy, constantly with the guy, (and most likely, in charge) it might as well be a wife.

yeah, Matt was gonna meet us at the bar, but his friggin gwife wouldn't let him.

gwife by rob esss July 29, 2007

Gwife 

The term for a gay that has a wife.

Have you seen Paul’s gwife?

Gwife by Topher darling April 26, 2024

Whole life, one Gwife 

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.

- Dude I love B$.
- Whole life, one Gwife!

Whole life, one Gwife by illinipride23 October 2, 2006

GLïfe 

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep

Andrettï ; Ayy Andrew, I heard your loot getting fat?

Andrew; I been getting this loot for years mane! GLïfe me right quick!

GLïfe by GLïfe March 16, 2018

GIFECIG 

Girl I Fuck Every Chance I Get

That chick isn't just hot, she's a GIFECIG.

GIFECIG by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 17, 2009

GLïfe 

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep

Yo, Andrew, I heard your loot getting fatter?

On GLïfe I swear been getting this loot for years mane!

GLïfe by GLïfe May 10, 2018

Gwafe 

1) A person who is stupid beyond belief

2) Someone you hate so much you can only express it with this word

*stands on obviously unstable chair* *falls off*
Person 2: you are such a gwafe

Gwafe by TooGucciForYou January 9, 2015