bollox 

Irish/UK/possibly also Australian slang term meaning:
1)testicles
2)bullshit
3)slightly affectionate term of abuse

alternate spellings:Bollix, Bollocks

1) Aaargh right in the bollox!
2) What a load of bollox...
3) AAgh you made me spill my drink, ye little bollox!

bollox by el-presidente May 5, 2005

bollox 

An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.

Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."

Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"

bollox by edjog November 7, 2005

Bollox 

A variation of the word Bollocks. Sometimes this word can be pronouced BO-lox and is often used in texts, msn or to exhaggerate the word bollocks. It can be used in the same way as "yeah right" or as "crap!".

"I kissed five girls last night!"
"Bollox!"

"Bollox! I haven't got enough money to get home!"

Bollox by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

bollox 

That undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.Or indeed someone full of bull sh*t.
Used the world over by English guys while visiting foreign shores.
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX"

what do you think of Bush's second term and his foreign policies - what a load of bollox.

I reckon that I can get my end away with your mother, I have a thing about older women - bollox

bollox by DENTIE July 8, 2005

bollox 

mans testicles, or something that you find is total CRAP!

Now thats bollox that is.And I dont give two fucking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! You Slaaaaaaaaaaags!

bollox by Samantha Williams April 30, 2006

bollox 

literal:testicals
Irish:####, crap, nuts, arse, feck etc.
My use: anything good or bad (similar to'#### me, thats great!/thats #####!')

literal:ouch!my bollox!
Irish:that is just bollox!
My use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this

bollox by your ma April 30, 2006

Bollox 

A mix between a bastard and a ballsack

Your a wee bollox

Bollox by The fact guy... October 26, 2018