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Vagimony 

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.
"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"
Vagimony by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006
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Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.
Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."
Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

vagibond 

One who goes from vagina to vagina without calling one his or her own.
Son, before I met your mother behind the truckstop dumpster, I was just a mullet wearing vagibond.
vagibond by Scrapinger January 30, 2005

vagibond 

(vag-i-bond) bits of toilet paper that cling to the labia minora after number one.
As I went down on her, my tongue crossed a sour patch of vagibond.
vagibond by GibsMcGurk January 7, 2009

vagimonster 

really big razar sharp twatcake.
that vagimonster didn't close the door behind her.
vagimonster by rachelrachel December 29, 2005

Vagibond 

Vagibond ~ When 2 Vagina's are stuck together due to the juices flowing out from the pussy acting like a delicious glue holding them together so you can stick you penis in between them and cum all over like a fountain.
I was reading this doujin and these two chicks totally gave this dude a vagibond.
Vagibond by TheGai August 24, 2009