Bleezeness
Bleezeness by papplesauce February 5, 2009
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Beezness
It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Beezness by swissdumbass May 5, 2008
BeeznessHive
A hive where a lots of business resides. Like bees resides to their hive, that is bee hive. The word beezness is a web form used to describe business.
BeeznessHive by BeeznessHive February 20, 2013
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.