NOUN
(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted
non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness,
euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the
munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.
Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll
bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a
person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my
car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."