bagge 

Originally the male goat, but also a female PIMP's private hooker, a playboy.

-Wow, look at that goat over there! Do you think it's a girl or a boy?
-Hard to tell, but I'd say it's a hooker of some sort! A bagge!

bagge by Moans June 14, 2007

Bagge 

A toilet destroying shit where you basically just about crap your colon out like dickhead fratboy Richard Bagge after his girlfriend spiked his protein shake with a laxative in the film Van Wilder.

"Oh man after I ate those Queseritos from Taco Bell I totally had a Bagge and my toilet looked like the aftermath of a Godzilla attack!"

Bagge by TheMan1573 July 12, 2020

Bagge's kagge 

If you walk down the street and see a fat man with a huge kagge, it was probably Bagge's kagge. With a diameter of 423 lightyears this may be the largest mass in the universe. Once consumed Bengan and learnt all the electricity-learning. Together with his baht he will soon overcome Thanos in power.

Holy shit, is that Bagge's kagge? We better seek shelter before we get sucked in!

Bagge's kagge by SimonLovesJill December 4, 2021

Eustace Bagge 

A grumpy old man who always wants his wife to cook for him, bullies a poor dog named courage, and always says "Yayuwaaaank".

"Stupid dog. You made me look bad"Said by Eustace Bagge

Eustace Bagge by Joeyqueen sartorius July 11, 2017

Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.

Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!

Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012

badgelor

Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.

'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs

badgelor by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021

bagek 

The noise a chicken makes. Not usually said around chicken, more of a call or holler to get your buddies attention. Also pronounced "Yigek". Started by Matt Maher, Matt Sprecher and Eric Edelmann in Walnut Creek, CA in 1998. Many a shirt was made know as the "bagek shirt" which featured a drawing of the bagek chicken on the front holding an unsidedown "sur" sign. Shirts sold quite well for about $15

Bafaa Bojangles: Yyyiiiiggggeeeeekkkkk!!!!!! (bagek)
Cornelious: Sur!!! You got any bagek shirts left fer sale?
Bafaa Bojangles: Nah just sold me last 40 at lunch
Cornelious: Truth, you rolling to the kegger at williams tonight?
Bafaa Bojangles: Meh

bagek by Messy Ma May 23, 2006