When something is fucked but you stilltry to be happy about something
Person 1 "Damn, sorry about your grandma dieing, but this steak is really Delighnitedjaminorklotersjeplumpjumpous!"
Person 2 "Yeah, but not as Delighnitedjaminorklotersjeplumpjumpous as you~"
Person 1 "Bro.."
Person 2 "Bro, let's go to the bathroom"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"