Schwinger 

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!

Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!

Schwinger by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

Schwinger 

An object in fast motion carrying high velocity that strikes another person and inflicts pain.

Marshall gave me a schwinger right to my beans!

Schwinger by Rat Kraas August 7, 2018

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.

Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Til Schweiger by NobodyWillEverReadThis69 May 15, 2021

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Schtanger 

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

Schtanger by Mark Amini August 8, 2018