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Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

babylonian 

In Jamaican, Ragga, Reggae, and Rap, Babylonians refer to the police and authority, society's law against the culture and tradition of the rastafarai.
Look man! babylonians in helicopters,they is comin!! Me gotta burn me chronic crop.
babylonian by Archibald Butler February 15, 2008

Babylonian Whore 

A bold, evil woman. Often jokes sexually, yet isn't 'all about sex'.
'Why does she talk about sex so much? Is she a whore?'

'She's only a Babylonian Whore.'
Babylonian Whore by ~Glas~ August 29, 2012

babylons 

Me Julie have some big babylons
babylons by Ali G July 21, 2003

Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

babylons 

There is specific criteria that must be followed in order for boobs to be qualified as babylons:
1.) The boobs must be between D's and double D's
2.) They must have good nnipples, no pimples, hair, or pancake nipples, also the pizza tit can never be qualified as a babylon
3.) They must be firm, that means with no bra they hold their own.
4.) Now for the dilemma are fake boobs babylons. NEVER, babylons are a state in which cannot be achieved but given at birth.
5.) Stretch marks are a nono.
6.)Texture is crucial, they cannot feel like crumpled up paper or bags of sand.
7.) Also overall appearance besides the babylons must be good, such as facial features, physique, teeth, hair(flowing)
An example of Babylons is my friend Amanda, while my other friend Jenna has dece boobs but is lacking the physique.
babylons by babylon lover November 19, 2006