wentz 

Replacement of any insult in the English language: idiot, moron, dumbass, jerk, douche, shithead, etc. Unflattering reference to Pete Wentz, bassist of Fall Out Boy. Coined by posters at the popular blog The Hater, featured on The Onion AV Club.

"Oh my god, Sarah, you forgot to do the homework *again*? You're such a Wentz."

Can also be a verb ("He really Wentzed it up this time!") or an adjective ("That girl is such a Wentz-face!").

wentz by c2feeln May 6, 2007

Wentz 

This phrase is used by a group of Fall Out Boy fans. It refers to the bassist and lyricist Peter Wentz. When upset Wentz is known to write lyrics into a blog. The phrase is used when in an emo mood.

My whole family just died in a horrific accident. I'm going to have a wentz.

Dear diary,
What you do on your own time's just fine.
My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.
What meant the world imploaded faded and demoted
All my oxygen to product gas and suffocated my last chance

*wentz*

Wentz by foreverbored December 28, 2005

Wentz 

another word for taking a poo.

also coincidentally the last name of Fall Out Boy member Peter Lewis Kingston "Pete" WentzIII

Oh dude my stomach is cramping I gotta go take a Wentz!!

Wentz by malakalaka May 4, 2009

wentz 

A whiny little nothing master; a bitchboy; an utterly fatuous dickweed who suggests that they simply want to live their life and not be criticised all the while shoving there inconsequential and generally annoying presence up everyone's ass, ad nauseum.

Although he/she professes the opposite, a wentz thinks he/she is a special, delicate flower that wilts when unloved.

Guy: My brother is a total wentz
Girl: Oh my God, that is awful.
Guy: Yeah, he bitches and cries nonstop; also, he regularily urinates himself when challenged. In short, His sexual identity is malformed and he therefore suffers many emotional and egotistical neuroses.
Girl: Where does he go to school again?
Guy: Stanford, obviously.

wentz by HowardsEnd May 6, 2007

wentz 

meaning penis, :D comming from fall out boy's bassist pete wentz, when his nude pictures of himself playing with....himself, were leaked onto the internet

you know that kid dustin? he has a huge wentz!

wentz by chanellle December 26, 2008

wentz 

wentz (verb): to penetrate, ejaculate, and procreate

'He wentzed me'
'Oh noez! I've been wentzed'
'We were wentzing all night'

wentz by plkwiii June 27, 2008

wentz 

extremely weak individual. skrawny, imbecil, no chest, no arms, big gut, stick legs, total looser...ie...napolean dynamite type features. ie...urkle type....and wanna be bodybuilder.

that fat ass is totally wentz, he needs to get his ass in the gyznim.

wentz by Vander-V January 18, 2005