Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

Pancho's Comedy Night by Elmira17 March 1, 2014

Pancho's Giveaway 

Pancho's Giveaway was a reference to a non-existent store that so called "poor" kids at school were said to shop at. If you wore rags, tattered clothes, or no namebrand clothes, you were made fun of and news would spread quickly that you indeed, shopped at Pancho's Giveaway!

See: poncho's give-away

You're so poor you bought your clothes at Pancho's Giveaway!

Nice clothes, did Pancho's Giveaway have a sale today?

Where does mom buy you're clothes? Pancho's Giveaway?

Pancho's Giveaway by Morales, Jacob May 7, 2008

pancho villa's revenge 

1. The burning sensation when you poop after eating spicy food.
2. The inevitable result of a late night Taco Bell craving.

Man, do you remember eating Taco Bell last night? I woke up with a nasty case of Pancho Villa's Revenge!

pancho villa's revenge by klaus1138 October 22, 2015

Pancho Syndrome 

Also know as the Panchok syndrome it’s the uncontrollable sweating of your butt cheeks that reeks of a putrid smell. This syndrome also has side effects such as smoking cigarettes daily, obesity, and McDonald’s fries oil consumption. It is also related with the Suda Syndrome.

You heard of that kid that suffers from the Pancho Syndrome, he got his legs cut off because he was too obese.

Pancho Syndrome by Itachi_1700 May 4, 2021

Panchis 

Refers to a person with high levels of irrationality and/or stupidity. Random acts denoting an incapability or unwillingness to properly consider the relevant information and proceed according the common sense.

That guy is truly a panchis!!!

Panchis by LCHE September 3, 2009

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide 

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.

Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide by Nick December 21, 2004

Panchis 

Sexy mexican guy

Youre a Panchis

Panchis by Panchis ^^ May 18, 2003