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Modulus of Attractivity 

The collective average of the looks of all the women in a company. Also referred to as the Attractivity Index.
(Guy 1) “Have you seen the new hire in accounting, she is gorgeous”!
(Guy 2) “She raised the company’s Modulus of Attractivity at least 5 points”

Attractivist 

Someone who goes out of their way to look amazing at all times
Some pictures of your ex just came up on my news feed, she's really not an attractivist
Attractivist by explodinghat August 18, 2014

Attractively Deprived 

Attractively Deprived means someone who is that excessively ugly that they just cannot get a partner. Think, if you will, like a yeti in human form. Or, for a more lifelike figure, The Elephant Man!
(1) Gareth's not ugly, he's just... attractively deprived!
(2) It's not your fault Gareth!

attractivist 

Extraordinarily good-looking, photogenic people participating in direct action events.
Greenpeace attractivists board Shell oil rig in protest of Arctic drilling, and the media loves them!
attractivist by tnfn23 April 25, 2015

attractivist 

One who intentionally surrounds themselves with beautiful people, as often as possible.
Becky is an attractivist. All her friends are gorgeous!
attractivist by LewdLassy November 9, 2013

Attractivate 

Hey Jill must have suddenly attractivated herself
Attractivate by ThomasA April 14, 2008