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The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .
(1) "Haha! Your such a Gareth!"
(2) "For fuck sake! These MAC's are such Gareths!"
(3) "Gareth!" - "Haha!"
by 2006 1st Year Games Design December 6, 2006
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Attractively Deprived means someone who is that excessively ugly that they just cannot get a partner. Think, if you will, like a yeti in human form. Or, for a more lifelike figure, The Elephant Man!

(1) Gareth's not ugly, he's just... attractively deprived!
(2) It's not your fault Gareth!
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