A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
"I tried carrying the weight of the world But I only have two hands Hope I get the chance to travel the world But I don't have any plans
Wish that I could stay forever this young
Not afraid to close my eyes
Life's a game made for everyone
And love is a prize" ~ Wake Me Up by Avicii 1989-2018
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