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schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.
1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project"
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"
schimpfed by Æ December 12, 2008

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009
(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay
schimpf by tha tin man April 25, 2011
to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole
We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.
schimpf by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.
Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.
schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

Schimpfarian 

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.
"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."
Schimpfarian by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012