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Keystoning

The act of drinking keystone, whilst enjoying medical and/or recreational marijuana.
"Hey Tits-McGee, what're you doing tonight?" asks Ratchet McPrunkerson
"I don't know. I'm probably just keystoning with my fellow brosephs until I fall into a hottie." responds straight faced Tits-McGee.
Keystoning by Ratchety McNiggardson September 7, 2013
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keatoning 

creeping on facebook or any other social networking site to excess
person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."
keatoning by omomomoh July 6, 2011

Keystonians 

A small group of dedicated personnel from multiple background whose sole purpose is to provide the utmost professional equipment financing east of the Mississippi with the least amount of stress to it constituents.
When I need a loan, I call the Keystonians!
Keystonians by KeystonianIT July 12, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026