morphindite

A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog.

That chick's been missing all weekend...I bet that morphindite has locked herself in her room, pleasuring herself into oblivion. Again.

by Slowww_like_honey December 10, 2008

Morphodite

This word does not exist in the English language. It is a missheard version of the word hermaphrodite from the book To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. This interpretation is made by the narrator Scout Finch.

"....erected an absolute morphodite In that yard!"
"She said the snowman looked like a morphodite."

by Aoiro Kinomi April 6, 2010

morphandike

Corruption of hermaphrodite, probably from the word being passed by ear in the streets or the playground. Often used to accuse an adolescent male of having feminine characteristics and/or genitalia. Used in the midwest, possibly elsewhere.

Toward an adversary, "You fucking morphandike!" Or about an adversary, "He's a goddam morphandike!"

by headhunteras19 March 4, 2008

Morphindike

One who is of the opposite sex who(when looking from afar)appears to be of the same sex.

I saw up ahead in the distance this long haired red head woman with an unbelievable bodie,when I got closer I was shocked to see it was not a woman it was a morphindike.

by jungleleah October 30, 2007

morphadite

an adjective meaning disfigured or messed up physically

"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 1, 2005

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

by froze2death February 18, 2005

morphodite

A shortened form of hermaphrodite.
(See hermaphrodite.)

Hey get of it out ya morphodite.

by Sonofagun November 14, 2004