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An immortal track coach who has been coaching for years
Person 1: Is holdren still alive
Person 2: of course, he is still making us do these work outs
Holdren by Bread6 May 21, 2023

cove holden

An absolute sweetheart. He is honest to god the sweetest guy ever. Treasure him, because you’ll never meet a greater guy than Cove Holden
cove holden by MC Jamie L December 2, 2020

Holden Craptiva 

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'
Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva
Holden Craptiva by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Holdrege Shit 

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
Holdrege Shit by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018

Cove Holden

The literal love of everyone’s lives once they meet him. He’s from the game Our Life: Beginnings and Always by GB-Patch games. An absolute dork and sweetheart
Person A: Why do you keep playing that game with Cove Holden?
Person B: He’s the love of my life, don’t question me
Cove Holden by God 707 Lover August 6, 2021

Holden Morrisey Caulfield 

Holden Morrisey Caulfield, appears in J.D. Salinger's Slight Rebellion off Madison, published in the December 22, 1946 issue of The New Yorker. This was the basis for several chapters in the book, The Catcher in the Rye where Holden has a date with Sally Hayes.
Holden Morrisey Caulfield usually wore his chesterfield and a hat with a cutting edge at the “V” in the crown.