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It is the world's dumbest animal.
I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum
opossum by nagcoder May 8, 2005
Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.
(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!
Opossum by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006
When for circumstantial reasons (people nearby, thin apartment walls) you have to have a quiet orgasm, an opossum - otherwise known as "having a silent O."
"Man my parents were sitting on the couch watching a movie and my girlfriend and I were getting it on in the next room - we both had to have an opossum!"
opossum by Kgives2me March 2, 2009
"I heard some hood rat wanted to party with you last night." "Dude, that chick was white and ghetto, shes a opossum!"
opossum by pillpoppinfun August 17, 2014
It's an opossum nigger!
opossum by loser slut fuck January 16, 2005