Mossad 

One of Israel's intelligence agencies, noted for its expertise in wet affairs. Literally translated as "institute." Never referred to as the Mossad, but rather simply called Mossad.

Mossad launched missions, dubbed Operation Wrath of God, to track down and kill those alleged to be responsible for the murder of 11 Israeli athletes by Palestinian gunmen at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich.

Mossad by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012

Mossad 

Listen > Mossad is the most efficient killing machine in the world if they are after you, your fucked. simple.

"I always tried to kill when I could see the whites of a person's eyes. So I could see the fear. Smell it on his breath. Sometimes I used my hands. A knife, or a silenced gun. I never felt a moment's regret over a killing." Rafi the stinker- check it.

Mossad by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Mossad 

The insitution behind all of the worlds tragedy. Often called, "Mossad Conspiracy," the mossad will bulldoze your house and steal all of your money. They control the media, the US government, and your life.

The Mossad bankrupted me and covered up the evidence.

Mossad by IsoFlash April 9, 2003

Mossad 

The informal name of Israel's eminent spy agency. Some of the most famous Mossad operations are:
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.

Once you get the Mossad's attention, you're screwed

Mossad by LionsForce October 16, 2018

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Arguably the most incompetent intelligence organizations on the planet. The Mossad have botched up and ruined simple assassination attempts against several Arab targets. Mossad agents have in recent times been caught by Jordanian, Canadian, American and New Zealand authorities. They are spectacularly innefficient and sub-par as a spy agency.
The Mossad have a long history of infiltrating Palestinian armed groups and believe that their success rate against an occupied nation without a standing army and military infastructure classify them as leading intelligence organization. They clearly are deluded beyond reason.
The Mossad however is highly touted as a world leader in espionage, particularly because the Israeli media has an outstanding propaganda network that runs in the western world. Foreign media outlets owned by Jewish expats see Rupert Murdoch et Conrad Black have worked hard to ensure that Israeli government organizations are highly thought of in America.

The Mossad have the world's worst mission rate. Outside of Occupied Palestine, their rate of success against targets is 2/10. The same rate as the Bulgarian KGB.

mossad by franz fanon February 8, 2007

Mossad 

Mossad Israeli security service.

Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.

Mossad by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Mossad 

Israel’s version of the CIA, used for more than half a century to blackmail prominent politicians and business leaders of their supposed allies, including the USA and European nations, via agents like Jeffrey Epstein.

They use these aforementioned political manipulation tactics to coerce support for their indiscriminate killing of anyone they want to murder around the world, with impunity.

Mossad has also infiltrated the software industry, using their former agents turned software executives (such as Nicole Junkermann and Ehud Barak), to push Israeli software (such as Carbyne and OWKIN), that’s used to spy on people worldwide and also illegally collect their healthcare data.

Mossad hacked into UrbanDictionary.com in early July of 2025, and removed (or manipulated the display order of) several definitions relating to Israel, Zionist, and Jeffrey Epstein, among others.

Israel uses Mossad to blackmail and coerce support from political leaders worldwide, because they know they can’t naturally foster positive reinforcement or support for their abhorrent actions.

Jeff Flaks used his power at Hartford HealthCare (HHC) to sign an agreement with the Israel Innovation Authority (IAA) in 2020; so now Mossad gets free rein to spy on all Connecticut patients who have ever sought treatment at any site within HHC’s massive conglomerate multi-billion dollar “non-profit” network.

Mossad is watching me right now as I add this definition. I wonder how long it will take for them to murder me and then bribe the investigators to stop investigating.

Mossad by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale August 14, 2025