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bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)
I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

bottlecaped 

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.
Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.
bottlecaped by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

bottlecapped 

The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard
I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors
bottlecapped by acarpish March 15, 2008