Gay Drunk 

When straight guys go to a party and get so drunk they turn gay.

1. Fuck! I woke up naked on a pool table with a beer bottle up my ass and dried jizz all over my body. I must have gotten gay drunk again last night.

2. Bob: Dude, I saw you on Boiz Gone Wild. You're a faggot.

Andy: Okay, first, I was gay drunk, so it's okay. Second, WTF were you watching Boiz Gone Wild for!?

Bob: ... you're gay.

Gay Drunk by BennyC November 28, 2006

gay drunk 

someone who kisses(makes out with etc) members of the same sex when drunk. usually occurs between college-aged females.

Edward Cullen: sorry for always trying to hook up with you at parties. I'm not gay, I swear. you're just really hot when I'm drunk

Jacob Black: it's okay. you're just a gay drunk

gay drunk by rjennings February 20, 2010

drunk gay 

When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered

Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.

drunk gay by vodka em September 28, 2017

gay drink 

also known as a foo foo drink, a gay drink usually has whipped cream on top, an umbrella in it or a homosexual sounding name.

We went to the biker bar and Chuck ordered a gay drink. It was a daquiri and I found myself to be quite embarrassed to be with him.

gay drink by GalenG February 6, 2008

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM 

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM 

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM 

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024