ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

ass lips by Fake Pete November 4, 2006

ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

ass lips by e-rock1 October 23, 2005

Ass lips

A person who's lips look like an ass.

People who have ass lips are more attractive.

Ass lips by Eric.B December 10, 2013

Ass Lips

n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.

Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.

Ass Lips by Captain Drag Ass May 16, 2009

chocolate ass lips 

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!

wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

chocolate ass lips by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010

crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

crusty ass lips by daddypig January 4, 2022

Ass to the lips 

To describe something, someone, an experience, or some place extremely positively.

Susan: “Hey, how’s the bathroom looking?”
Gus: “Ass to the lips, baby”
Susan: “Fuck ya”

Ass to the lips by Gusmister February 15, 2025