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Statt, refering to the coolest, best looking, toughest, or best beer drinker in a group. Often substituted for "BAMF" (Bad Ass Motherfucker), cool, bad ass, hott, and/ or any positive word that makes this person better then anyone else. This word is derived from R.I.T. (Rochester Institute of Technology), coined by everyone wanting to be a ceratin kid.
"Man he is so Statt."

"of course he can do it, he's a Statt."

"You don't mess with a Statt."
Statt by Titus Maximus November 20, 2006
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The Statt 

Analogous to "The clap", it is a cocktail of S.T.D.s which can include, The Clap, Genital Warts and Syphilis.
Brian: I think I got the Statt last night.
Clark: Do your balls and asshole hurt?
Brian: Yes, I definitely shoulda' doubled up.
The Statt by Alfredclark December 27, 2008
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Seattle University 

Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.

Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
Seattle University by Smack Baby September 14, 2011

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Somebody acting bizarre, grimy or filthy. Originated in Philadelphia
"You scatted bro why you fuck the jawn Tima, you know she was burning?"

"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."
Scatted by From Da P September 17, 2021

Seattle Rock Band player 

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.
Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017