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slapper stand 

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.
"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"
slapper stand by rmg September 29, 2003

Pimm's-slapped 

1. Getting drunk on Pimm's No. 1 Cup.

2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.
1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm's-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm's-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"

2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward's Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm's? The silly chap got himself Pimm's-slapped something frightful!"
Pimm's-slapped by time-it July 8, 2010

mom's slipper 

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
mom's slipper by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020

Ghost's Slipper 

The act of taking a females virginity without her knowledge. While using no drugs or alcohol.
Matthew: Man, I did the ghost's slipper.
Ben: You what?
Matthew: I took her virginity while she was fast asleep last night, she didn't even wake!
Ben: She is my sister
Ghost's Slipper by Chepedex August 11, 2008

Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

Ghost's Slipper Delight 

The act of taking a females virginity and making her fall pregnant without her having any knowledge of penetration. No use of drugs or alcohol may be used in the process.
Matt: Oy buddy, I pulled the ghost's slipper last night, now she is preggers. Ripping out the Ghost's Slipper Delight.
Ben: That is delightful buddy. Who was it?
Matt: Aw, your sister.