softitis

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

softitis by dr.ren June 12, 2011

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softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

softitis by JS12NY October 26, 2006

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softitis • softits

Softitis

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

Softitis by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

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softits

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

softits by diceyj February 3, 2004

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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