the us government

A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.

Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.

the us government by Lt spooderlink January 1, 2017

The US folder 

A folder in which pictures of random people from "last weekend" are placed, alongside people who seem to be around a lot.
Can be used to secretly confirm a persons acceptance into the group as a kind of code-phrase.

Man 1: "Think she'll make it into the US folder?" *points at random girl*
Man 2: "Nah. Last weekend, Definitely."

The US folder by KrumKakes May 21, 2008

Pendejo of the US (POTUS) 

"POTUS" ("President of the U.S.") is widely used.
Since January 2017, when Donald Trump was inaugurated, the term has been re-interpreted by opponents of the "Duce-naranja" (Trump).
Proponents of this new term have argued that it is especially appropriate and somewhat sly because of its use of a Mexican profanity ("pendejo," which is usually translated as "complete fucking asshole"), which the POTUS would struggle to pronounce or recognize, given his hostility to Mexico and to any other nations or cultures other than his own.
According to a New York Times report (June 23, 2017), this new use of "POTUS" has gained popularity among opponents of Trump and others.

"que la chinga, el Pendejo of the US (POTUS) is a real pinche pendejo." and: "We had no choice but to create a new term, 'POTUS,' to refer to this payaso. All previous presidents were pendejos, to various degrees, but this is the biggest POTUS ever."

Pendejo of the US (POTUS) by PayasoProfesorJordi July 24, 2017

Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.

Storming of the US Capitol.

Storming of the US Capitol by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021

Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.

Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.

Storming The US Capitol by emmie_889 January 12, 2021

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint 

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

Papyrus_the_US 

Papyrus_the_US

A good guy and he love his bro

Be a Papyrus_the_US or i kill u

Papyrus_the_US by Peregfghhhhj December 17, 2019