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Arseus (also known as "Mr. McBroken", "wtf hax11!!!", and "Pokemon number four-hundred and WHAT!?!?!") is the last Pokemon of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, or fourth-generation list of Pokemon. Arseus looks sort of like an organic, freaky-looking deer, with what appears to be a golden wheel encircling its silver body. Nintendo describes Arseus as the God of Pokemon. There is only one and can be found at level 80, making it the most powerful wild Pokemon to date.
Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.
Because of this, and the facts that Arseus can learn almost every move and that its stats are considerably higher than any other Pokemon's, Arseus has gotten the nicknames listed above, due to the assumed fact that if you ever fight a trained Arseus, you have an apparent 4.03712% chance of NOT getting your ass raped harder than Ricky Martin in a Russian prison.
<Trainer 1>: ARSEUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
<Trainer 2>: WTF?!?! Nuh-uh, motherfucker, GTFO!!
<T. 1>: What?
<T. 2>: You heard me, bitch. Put that shit away, you made yo point.
<T. 1>: GO ARSEUS...
<T. 2>: WHAT!?!??!
<T. 1>: ATTACK WITH...
<T. 2>: Aw sweet Jesus, what the fu-
<T. 1>: TACKLE!!!
<T. 2>: AAAAHH- wait, what?
<Arseus>: GRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
{{CRITICAL HIT! MINUS 500 HP}}
<T. 2>: WHAT THE FUCK HAXX, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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Arceusism
Guy 1 - Have you seen this Arceusism thing?
Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.
Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!
Guy 2 - Don't....
Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.
Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!
Guy 2 - Don't....
Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.
Arceusism by Deadwood Punch November 11, 2010
oh my Arceus
(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".
The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".
Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.
The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".
Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.
The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
oh my Arceus by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013