Literally the sexiest man you can ever fucking meet. Will have you pooling and practically creaming in your pants. That man will change your everlasting life. Not to mention that dick swings down to his ANKLES. He’s an Adonis! And he’s so sweet, he’ll warm your heart. Keep him around forever!
PS: He likes it dirty ;)
That guy I hooked up with last night was such a Gly, he ROCKED MY WORLD AHHHH
At State music festival, there were a bunch of punk-gly chicks stalking us. They even raped Boyle in the bathroom! Finally, they left after we said "Sluts! and "Joey Ramone licks blue balls!!!!"