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do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.
do my taxes by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

do your taxes 

the act of smoking weed
hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?
do your taxes by Brian123WVU July 1, 2006

do your taxes 

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.
Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"
do your taxes by kill3rtofu15 January 7, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026