The release of gas pressure from the lower half before peeing by a female. Cross between a fart and a queef.
Which is it? A feaf.
Other versions: Feafed, Feafing, etc.
Sally: Was that a fart?
Jane: Not sure..I think it was a feaf
fear of feet (whether it be physical or purely metaphorical in terms of substance (say, you can even say feaft if you are afraid of heights (therefore ft) or even genuine heights of people (still ft)
the "ea" in the expression may also alude to a certain company that plagiarizes, therefore the meaning may also symbolize plagiarism- it's a two-tone expression.
Person A: A-a-a feaft of reason and a flow of soul!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).