bumfucking 

Exactly what it sounds like.

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.

bumfucking by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Royal Buttfucking Stadium 

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

Royal Buttfucking Stadium by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

Buttfucking 

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.

Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.

Buttfucking by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

Bumjacking 

A euphemism used by 90's Australian primary school children to refer to anal intercourse, usually with negative connotations.

Boy 1: oi where's Ricky? he's missed school for weeks.
Boy 2: nah yeah I heard he got a bumjacking by the principal for stealing deano's tuckshop money, apparently Rob from 6A saw him in a wheelchair on the weekend.

Bumjacking by GolfGTI5 May 18, 2019

buttfucking Democrat 

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

buttfucking Democrat by jj1221 October 21, 2009

buttfucking shoes 

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

buttfucking shoes by Thegundy April 14, 2022