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1.a nickname for those named Lindsey
2.what the people closest to a Lindsey call her (or him)
Lindsey Linds Linz

"hey linds whats up?"
LINDS by llouwho June 18, 2008
Definitions

1) Linds
proper pronoun (pl. Linds, or Lindses)
Original and traditional spelling of Lindsay
See also Smeagol

2) Linds
proper pronoun
Protagonist in Pokémon Red
Compare to Linds(3)

3) Linds
proper pronoun
Antagonist in Pokémon Blue
Compare to Linds(2)

4) Linds
pronoun
Brand of bowling ball

Usage

Distinct from Linz and Lynz; Linds is the proper variation in all cases.

The L can slurred for no longer than one second. For example, Lllllllinds. Note: when slurring the L, ensure to pause briefly before the first L is sounded and the S should sound like a Z.
Hey Lllllinds. Looks like your bowling with a Lllllinds-brand bowling ball. Think you can break 88 tonight?
Linds by Pawwl February 4, 2010

Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021

Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"
Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"
Dutch Van Der Linde by Snake142 February 3, 2019

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.
My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.