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Tank Man 

During the 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests in China, one man proved he had bigger balls than Chuck Norris, Obama, Jesus, and Roosevelt (both) combined by standing in front of a couple dozen Chinese Military Tanks and not letting them move for half an hour.

This guy (balls removed to make sure the image could fit on the web):
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Tank Driver (upon sighting): Holy S***! Is like a half-man-half-tank!

Tank Man: You shall not pass!

Tanks remain for 1/2 an hour.
Tank Man by Whyareallthenamesused February 19, 2009
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tank man 

the guy from new grounds (cant tell what it is because i never watched it lol) that's in Friday night funkin, the newest and hyped character, he has voice acting (first for cannon fnf) and full cutscenes.
tank man: lol whats this child man doing here
bf: wat
tank man: you would be dead right now but im bored so lets rap battle
bf: ok lol

tank man 

tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l

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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.
tank man by cool man jk 2021 November 7, 2021

tank man 

the guy in the tiananmen square protests on 1989 june 4th that stood in front of more than 20 tanks
guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre

guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping

man tank 

(m) noun, verb, adjective, adverb
-a mammal specifically a woman who was blessed with man-like features, characteristics and mannerisms
-an occupation a man tank will do the best in is a bodyguard
-man tanks require a LARGE amount of food for them to function
She is a man tank.
She mantanks her way to victory.
She mantankly walked through the hallways.
She has a mantank walk.
MAN TANK ! ATTACK !
man tank by mantanksliketuna May 13, 2009

Man Tank 

A surfers tank top worn by many frat guys when it starts to get warm outside, no matter how non attractive they look in it. Man tank motto: Sun's out, guns out!
Girl 1: I have seen 15 guys with the last 15 minutes with a man tank on.
Girl 2: It must be spring!
Man Tank by littlealiciauh August 11, 2012

Slutty Man Tank

A tank top a male (usually a gorilla) wears to the gym with the sleeves completely cut out. One can see a gorilla's pecs, six pack, and pretty much everything. It leaves nothing up to imagination. This is why the tank is referred to as "slutty", because it is the male equivalent of the skank tank.

This tank is also referred to as a "cali tank" or "muscle tank" and only the buffest men receive the honor of wearing it to the gym without criticism.

Sometimes, it is assumed that men wear this gym tank because their arms are too big to fit in normal tee shirts and may rip the sleeves when benching 500 lbs. This is usually true.
Your slutty man tank is lying on my floor. Pick it up.
Slutty Man Tank by Gorilla Huntress November 24, 2010