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The Bisexual Bob 

The bob or "lob" all bisexual girls seem to have.
"how do you know she's bi?"

"dude it's obvious, look at her hair. she has the bisexual bob"
The Bisexual Bob by sealfish November 17, 2017

Said The Actress To The Bishop 

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

Drop The Biscuit 

Biscuit is is a slang for a gun

and by droping the Biscuit you put or drop your gun down.
In Eminem"s song Guity Conscience ft dr.dre

dr.dre tries to stop the character"Eddie" from robing a liquor store he goes:

"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this shit, drop the biscuit (I will!)"
Drop The Biscuit by Doc.Q May 8, 2014

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy
(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!
Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

beating the bishop 

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

choke the bishop 

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
choke the bishop by Spit Blood April 15, 2003