Ejacks 

"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.

Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!

Ejacks by Oragani April 17, 2021

ejacks 

Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.

Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!

ejacks by kinsydrakes July 24, 2006

Ejackulicious

(Equivalent to the girl word "Orgasmic")

Something that makes you feel as good or better than when you have an Erection.

The pizza was ejackulicious

Ejackulicious by Daren Lorenzo July 20, 2006

ejacusplosion 

An ejaculation so powerful, it can't be held back and explodes across the room. Or in the case of a blowjob, causes the blower to gag a little from the sudden blast at the uvula, and leaking. During intercourse, it gushes out from the openings. Also known to break condoms.

Jack: Dude.... That girl sure knew how to blow....
Jason: Say wha...?
Jack: It was so good, I had an ejacusplosion and she almost choked!
Jason: DAMN! O_o

John: Dude... I'm in trouble...
Frank: Why?
John: I... may have gotten Jessica pregnant?
Frank: WTF! Why didn't your dumbass use a condom?!
John: I did.... My ejacusplosion blew a hole in the tip...
Frank: ._. ....

ejacusplosion by Hazard89 October 18, 2010

premature ejacusend 

When you accidently press the send button before you've finished typing the full message. Can occur while texting or email.

Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

premature ejacusend by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Ejacshack 

A common location of semen or ejaculation. Possibly:
Your girlfriend
a man in jail
your sister.

God Damn, that whore is such a Ejacshack.

Yo man, Jamal was tight shit till he went to jail. .Now that nigga just an Ejacshack.

Garret: Dude, I couldn't find anywhere to blow my load , so I just chose the sink.

Tom: Damn man, I normally just use tissues as my ejacshack.

Ejacshack by Bigblackkansas December 16, 2009

ejacosmack 

To be recieving head then pull out, spunk in ones hand and smack a ho or he-ho with said spunkhand.

That bitch bit my cock so i ejacosmacked her!

ejacosmack by L. Ron SPECTACULOUS December 10, 2008