vortexas

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.

My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.

vortexas by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

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vortexas

when you're stuck in Texas and can't leave the state.

I'd love to visit Chicago sometime, but right now I'm stuck in a vortexas.

vortexas by Gskala01 May 18, 2011

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Vortenas

Anything You want it to mean

I feel very vortenas today.

Vortenas by MasterKuby January 20, 2021

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evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness

(this word) is cool!

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.

The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!

Vortex As Fuck by ChristopherTheWriter September 2, 2015

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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