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Windows Time 

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
Windows Time by Kalisiin January 7, 2011

windows time 

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
windows time by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

windows toss time 

The time just after you login when windows is actually started you have icons and can move the mouse around but can't actually do anything because the mouse clicks don't register and no applications open.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.
I just got windows (version here) and the windows toss time is so much worse then the previous version.

I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.
windows toss time by MrFred June 19, 2006

windowmime 

(noun) The act of broadly gesturing and/or mouthing words to someone on the opposite side of a pane of glass (e.g., a window, car window, etc.), even if the other party could hear you if you spoke.
(verb) To engage in an act of windowmime.
"Betsy let me know she needed her car keys after she went outside by the key-usey-hand-twisty windowmime."
windowmime by Kauffy November 16, 2018

Windowtized 

A computer that has been touched ONLY by all aspects of Windows and its accompanying updates.
I made sure my computer was Windowtized before I installed all my software.
Windowtized by The Incredible Dan November 22, 2006