Tree Farm
Alex- Man last night me and her were about to break it down but I saw she had a TREE FARM!
Dalton- damn. U mad bro?
Dalton- damn. U mad bro?
Tree Farm by dckillinspree August 1, 2011
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windy tree farm
a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs
I want a blow Job
well we can't here we might get caught
hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm
ok
well we can't here we might get caught
hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm
ok
windy tree farm by buckbowers August 21, 2011
Dustless tree farm
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Tree Farmer
A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).
Tree Farmer by Nad April 23, 2004
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.