secret lag 

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

secret lag by m4rkz0r June 11, 2006

secretagent 

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009

SecretEagle

best pvper in bedrock edition, plays on a laptop and overall is the best player don't fact check btw

SecretEagle is so good!

SecretEagle by EaglePro January 19, 2021

secretagent bob

Looks like Conan O' Brien

secretagent bob is Conan O' Brien.

secretagent bob by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

Secretagent bob

Some guy from 404 error... he likes punk music, family guy and space balls

Secretagent bob by Not santa November 7, 2003

secretlygreenberg

secretlygreenberg is married to isaac lahey!!! she’s the most amazing friend and the coolest kid in school👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

secretlygreenberg is an emo nemo

secretlygreenberg by arqentsfx November 21, 2021

secretlawyerman 

what you call someone who loves my singing monsters, works for child protection services, is a secret lawyer and loves neglecting their family just to talk to minors online.

hey man! you must be a secretlawyerman alt!

secretlawyerman by reggytel May 22, 2024