The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

The Congressman by California Brown January 15, 2008

The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek

The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.

The congressman's delight by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026

the congressional 

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

the congressional by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! by ribetab January 11, 2011